The Permit

The DMV loves me and gave me my permit. I passed my test and only missed 4 ridiculous ones. I know I'm a little old for a permit, but I have never driven on a freeway. My mom is letting me drive all over the place now and it's such a blast. It sucks having her in the car next to me the entire time because all she does is "watch this," or "watch that" or "check your mirrors!" She was telling me some bullshit while I was pulling into a parking space in a shopping center and I pressed the gas instead of the brake, good thing I have excellent reflexes. Bitch is a huge distraction! People cut you off in the ridiculous lanes in Half Moon Bay and it's soooo scary.